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A Series Of Unfortunate Events S02E01
The Austere Academy Part 1
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Turn around, turn around.
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Turn around, turn around.
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This event will ruin your day,
all your life and your days.
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Each episode only disappoints you.
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So turn away.
Turn away, turn away.
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At school, the orphaned Baudelaires
forced to live in an old shack.
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Comfort, pleasure and safety
including the ones that don't exist.
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They often run, which
make them fit.
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But you have to take it
this opportunity to blur.
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Just turn away, turn away.
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There is only horror and hardship
along the way.
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A sane person asks "Should I watch it?"
And they will say...
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Turn around, turn around, turn around.
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Turn around, turn around.
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Turn around, turn around.
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Turn around, turn around.
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For Beatrice. You always will
in my heart, in my mind,
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and in your grave.
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Visit a Trusted SBOBET Agent
BCABOLA.COM
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Maybe you shouldn't be here.
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This is a secret path
in a restricted area...
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about a third of the way through
terrible and upsetting story.
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My name is Lemony Snicket.
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If you follow the story
like several others,
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then you know not
there may be some here.
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Because it's all about the situation
the Baudelaires' orphans...
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could be said to be very bad.
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It's all about the situation
the Baudelaires' orphans...
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can be said to be very good,
Mr Tamerlane.
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If you are interested in
story ends happily,
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you've come to the right place.
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Not just a happy ending,
there is also a happy beginning,
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and all the happy things in the middle.
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Very fun and educational
and suitable for families,
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phrase here which means,
"fun and educational."
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The story is about 3 lucky children,
brave and mature...
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and continue to experience joy.
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It's called A Pony Party, and I can't
stop reading, Mr. Tamerlane.
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Poe, are you still there?
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- Focus. How about the Baudelaires?
- Ah, yes, the Baudelaires.
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- Put the book down.
- I'll put this down.
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Of course, as you remember,
starting from when I told the Baudelaires
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that their parents were killed
in a terrible fire,
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they experience interesting adventures
in various exotic places.
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From a house full of snakes
in the middle of nowhere,
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until the lake is full of leeches
in the middle of hurricane season,
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and for complicated reasons,
to the lumber factory.
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It's not clear why not
there is a suitable guardian.
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The three of them are obsessed with the idea...
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that an actor named
Count Olaf is obsessed with them,
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but they never could
explain what it looks like.
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I'm unstoppable!
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I put them
at boarding school,
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where they will get
best education,
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with the cheapest school fees.
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They are the second rich orphans
which I registered there.
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I'm sure they're not related.
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With the Baudelaires safe in
Prufrock High School,
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I guarantee it's a bank problem
finally finished.
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- Prufrock High School?
- Yes, that's the name I said.
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- Jacquelyn? That's my secretary.
- Poe?
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He definitely took it
sudden leave again...
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which he said I had allowed.
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Very stupid.
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Yes, it's hard to find
reliable assistant, Mr. Tamerlane.
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I feel like we're sitting down
here for months.
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We've waited so long.
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Sunny is starting to become more visible
like a toddler compared to a baby.
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Growth acceleration?
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We've been tortured by
treason and crime.
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- Corvee and leech work.
- And now, new school.
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Yeah, this new school
hasn't tortured us yet.
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Hello, Cake Sniffers!
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- Hello, um...
- "Um..."
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Are you stupid? Everyone
know I'm Carmelita Spats.
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I'm Violet Baudelaire, and this
my brothers Klaus and Sunny.
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What does Cookie Sniffer mean?
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That means you're a stupid cookie sniffer,
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but I'm the most special girl
throughout this school.
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I have to give a tour.
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This is Vice Principal Nero's office.
He's a genius. He likes me the most.
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I don't need to wear a uniform
because I'm too cute. Come on.
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School should be a safe place.
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A new season to explore
all the mystery around you.
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Come on, Cake Sniffers.
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I don't think that's a compliment.
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School should be
a place to find new friends.
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I feel like we're sitting down
here for months.
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Become a comfortable and comfortable place
an adventure like home,
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especially if it's your original home
destroyed in a fire.
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But as we know,
school is not like that.
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- People are looking at us.
- Maybe because we're new.
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That's because your house was destroyed
by fire.
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Like this classroom,
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Baudelaire's orphan life perhaps
seems more or less harmless.
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But if you insist on watching,
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You have to know the motto
Prufrock Advanced School.
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Like any motto, it can
found in various media,
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from the banner in the school hall,
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to the scoreboard on the athletic field.
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This is our athletic field. Sports teacher
coaching an away game,
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so I can order people
jump whenever I want.
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"Memento mori."
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When you know what it means,
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you will understand the reason for this story
can't have a happy ending,
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like there's no story
which has a happy ending.
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What does memento mori mean?
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Remember, you will die.
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Larry, thanks for that
come as soon as possible.
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That's a handsome wetsuit.
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I enjoyed scuba diving
end of season. What's the mission?
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Take this to the Baudelaires.
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It contains answers to
all their questions.
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They will eventually know everything
about our organization.
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But only if you give it.
They are at this location.
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You know Prufrock School?
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I went to school there.
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This journey is more than an important mission
for a secret organization.
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- It's a reunion.
- Good luck.
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Prufrock High School...
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Wow, wow, wow.
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Remember, you will die.
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When you die, you won't
think about your family.
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You won't think about it
friends or your career,
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or the view at sunrise
set behind the mountains.
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You will think about the day when
we beat other sports teams!
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Prufrock! Prufrock! Prufrock!
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- Prufrock! Prufrock!
- There are people on the street.
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O. My catering truck broke down,
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and I have to go to school
Prufrock continued ASAP.
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I see you are carrying a reading book.
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- I always carry a book.
- Bookworm.
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Where are we?
That's right, complete annihilation...
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The tire must be punctured.
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I can fix it. I am
Best Coach, Berlin, 39.
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I'll be back.
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Is that a hook?
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Certainly so.
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I'll take it back.
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What will happen to the team
the sport you kicked off the bus?
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- The teacher cried.
- The driver too.
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Such a whiny attitude
will not be allowed...
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when I was still at Prufrock.
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Oh, you went to school at Prufrock?
I am amazed.
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Must. My IQ is measured above double digits.
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This journey is more than an opportunity
get those three kids...
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and their wealth.
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It's a reunion.
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I don't know what building it is.
I've never been there.
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It says "library."
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Just a cake sniffer
can realize something like that.
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It's written clearly.
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Oh! Hello. You must be new students
which I often hear.
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Baudelaires, right?
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Don't talk to women
library, it smells strange.
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Carmelita, always a pleasure to meet.
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Libraries are islands
in a sea of stupidity.
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Especially if it's a library
tall and...
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the surrounding area is flooded.
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Let's go!
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So...
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Come visit.
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This is Vice Principal Nero's office,
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where you should meet
him 10 minutes ago. You're late.
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Ahem.
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- Ahem?
- Ahem.
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- Thank You?
- That's not enough.
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It's appropriate to give
gratuity to tour guide.
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Percentage?
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Yes, gratuity! Are you deaf
and blind, Cake Sniffers?
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Who dares to disturb
the genius as he trains?
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This is the Baudelaires. They're late.
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How dare you guys be late!
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Thank you, Carmelita, already
tell me. That's a great bro.
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The original owner really liked it.
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What a sweet girl.
As sweet as flower candy.
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His parents are still alive.
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Come on in.
I don't have much time.
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How are you?
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When you hear a great show,
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you should applaud
and cheering and shouting "Bravo!"
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- Hooray!
- Mmm, bravo.
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Thank You.
Thank you very much
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And welcome, new students.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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My name is Vice Principal Nero,
and my second highest anxiety,
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is that you have to obey
strict rules at Prufrock.
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What is your highest anxiety?
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My career as a violinist.
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I know all about you.
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You have gone from guardian to guardian,
and misfortune always follows.
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Misfortune means "trouble,"
by the way.
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In our case, misfortune
means Count Olaf.
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He is the cause of all our problems.
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Here at Prufrock High School,
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You can't blame your weakness
as Count Olaf's doing.
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It's a sophisticated computer system.
The cost is very expensive.
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But I had the AV club program it
to recognize Count Olaf's distinctive features.
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One eyebrow,
tattoo on ankle.
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This is not Count Olaf.
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We'll put it outside
throughout the semester,
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and you will be safe.
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Doubtful.
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I doubt it's a computer
Sophisticated can help.
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- Olaf usually disguises himself.
- Oh, I don't care.
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It couldn't be an ordinary orphan
understand a genius like me.
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Prufrock School will take care of that.
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Prufrock School has
amazing hostel,
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thanks to a generous grant from
our founder, Sir Barrymore Feint.
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Inside, there is a large living room
and a decorative cage full of tropical birds
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that could land on your finger
and learn your name.
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- Doesn't it look nice?
- This looks more than good.
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This looks better than all
where we live these days.
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I'm glad to hear that,
but you won't go there.
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To be able to live in a hostel,
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you must have a permit
signed by parent or guardian,
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and your parents are dead.
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Mr Poe says your guardian has
killed or expelled you.
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Of course Mr. Poe can sign it.
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"Sure Mr. Poe can sign it."
He can't.
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He is not your parent or guardian.
He works at a bank.
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Unfortunately you have to
live in a small hut.
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Oh, it's a gloomy place.
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You guys will stay there
until a new orphan arrives.
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Then you will be transferred
into the broom cupboard.
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Why don't you change the rules
so that everyone lives in a dormitory?
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"Why don't you change the rules
so that everyone stays in the dormitory?"
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I don't want to.
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Regarding the rules,
if you are late for class,
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your hands will be tied in
back at lunch,
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and you have to bend down to eat
your food is like a dog.
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Violet, you will be taught
Mr Remora in room one,
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and Klaus, you with
Mrs. Bass in room two,
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which is easy to remember if
you think about Tu B'Shevat,
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Jewish Arbor Day.
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Thank You.
I'll remember.
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Which class is Sunny in?
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I told Mr. Poe that
we have room for baby here,
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but not in class.
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I've always wanted to have one
administrative assistant,
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but there was never a budget.
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00:14:18,368 --> 00:14:19,535
Now, I have Sunny.
244
00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:22,326
Go to your huts!
245
00:14:23,451 --> 00:14:26,410
Geniuses need practice time.
Go, go.
246
00:14:32,743 --> 00:14:34,201
What now?
247
00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:37,243
Children!
248
00:14:38,535 --> 00:14:41,199
Vice Principal Nero, you said
want to meet us?
249
00:14:41,201 --> 00:14:43,116
We've waited a very long time.
250
00:14:43,118 --> 00:14:45,201
Come in, come in, come in.
251
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:50,910
So, orphans, you will
moving into the broom cupboard?
252
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:56,333
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253
00:14:58,035 --> 00:15:01,074
This place hasn't changed
since I was expelled.
254
00:15:01,076 --> 00:15:03,199
What do you want us to do?
things on the bus?
255
00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:04,658
We might be able to use it.
256
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:07,408
Register with Prufrock
it won't be easy.
257
00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:10,824
I often have problems during
middle of my second semester.
258
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,824
You think they'll recognize you
and still angry?
259
00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:15,410
Why not?
260
00:15:18,035 --> 00:15:19,910
No. There could be various reasons.
261
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:23,618
That was a long time ago.
262
00:15:26,451 --> 00:15:28,324
- Let's see what we have.
- Come on.
263
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:30,783
- Mascot costume, front.
- Good.
264
00:15:30,785 --> 00:15:33,158
- Mascot costume, back.
- Better.
265
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,908
- 32 hot dogs, 31 hot dog buns.
- Interesting.
266
00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:38,616
Various pennants, guide uniforms
cheering, sweaty clothes,
267
00:15:38,618 --> 00:15:40,824
Hula-Hoop and a school banner.
268
00:15:40,826 --> 00:15:42,535
- Good.
- Just that.
269
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:46,282
That...
270
00:15:46,285 --> 00:15:50,533
We'll make elaborate plans,
and these are our ingredients?
271
00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:52,993
The hot dogs are cooked.
272
00:15:53,951 --> 00:15:57,035
Do I have to do everything myself?
273
00:16:00,951 --> 00:16:02,910
I know you're hiding here.
274
00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:24,618
Wow, wow. What do we have here?
275
00:16:26,826 --> 00:16:29,449
- You said that's all.
- Yes indeed.
276
00:16:29,451 --> 00:16:31,743
So explain that...
277
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,118
on this!
278
00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:51,866
Let's go. Damned!
279
00:16:51,868 --> 00:16:54,074
This is not Count Olaf.
280
00:16:54,076 --> 00:16:56,033
This will be more difficult
than I expected.
281
00:16:56,035 --> 00:16:57,074
What will we do?
282
00:16:57,076 --> 00:16:59,116
The same thing that helped me
through 8th grade.
283
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,826
Look for a safe place
to hide.
284
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,991
Vice Principal Nero?
285
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:11,533
I don't want to interrupt
genius when practicing...
286
00:17:11,535 --> 00:17:12,908
I've been distracted.
287
00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:15,074
I wasted 20 minutes
explained to 3 orphans
288
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,116
- that they should live in huts.
- That's really bad.
289
00:17:17,118 --> 00:17:18,866
We always put
new orphan in the hut.
290
00:17:18,868 --> 00:17:21,743
No, I mean really bad
You wasted 20 minutes explaining.
291
00:17:24,035 --> 00:17:26,326
- Hmm. Why are you here?
- Why are we all here?
292
00:17:27,243 --> 00:17:29,324
"Life is sprinkled with thorns,
293
00:17:29,326 --> 00:17:32,491
and I don't know the cure for
get through it quickly."
294
00:17:32,493 --> 00:17:33,741
Voltaire said that.
295
00:17:33,743 --> 00:17:35,824
I thought we had it out
the French boy for smoking.
296
00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:40,074
I want to continue discussing clocks
open the library for more than 10 minutes.
297
00:17:40,076 --> 00:17:42,283
No! Can't.
298
00:17:42,285 --> 00:17:44,366
I spent the budget on
a violin case with a ruby handle.
299
00:17:44,368 --> 00:17:48,199
But you don't need money to
opened the library door.
300
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,241
There are other reasons, but I...
don't have time to explain.
301
00:17:51,243 --> 00:17:52,866
So I'll wait.
302
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,243
Good.
303
00:18:01,535 --> 00:18:04,285
It's because I don't like you.
304
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:09,910
I can't do anything!
305
00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:14,530
You dropped this.
306
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,033
If I dropped this right on his head.
307
00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:20,783
Too bad we can't
change the Deputy Chief's stupidity.
308
00:18:20,785 --> 00:18:23,283
In a ruled world
corruption and arrogance,
309
00:18:23,285 --> 00:18:26,699
it will be hard to stay loyal to
principles of philosophy and literature ourselves.
310
00:18:26,701 --> 00:18:29,283
I often think the same thing.
311
00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:32,408
- Most librarians do.
- Oh! How do you know I'm a librarian?
312
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:36,033
There's a gleam in your eyes
signifies learned acumen.
313
00:18:36,035 --> 00:18:37,408
Also, you brought a cart of books.
314
00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,951
Do you know where I can find it
3 children who just registered?
315
00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:42,866
I know, but I can't
share that information...
316
00:18:42,868 --> 00:18:44,366
with someone who
not a faculty member.
317
00:18:44,368 --> 00:18:47,201
- I'm a faculty member.
- I never saw you.
318
00:18:48,076 --> 00:18:50,285
I work in the canteen.
319
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:55,616
Ah. No wonder. I don't
I've never wanted to eat there.
320
00:18:55,618 --> 00:18:58,283
- Ah, hello, little girl.
- Who said you can talk to me?
321
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,743
Geez! Let. Let me help you. Oh!
322
00:19:11,868 --> 00:19:15,076
- Children can be cruel.
- The whole world is cruel.
323
00:19:15,785 --> 00:19:19,366
School is just a small world.
324
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:21,949
- Are you sure you're okay?
- Why do you ask?
325
00:19:21,951 --> 00:19:23,908
The cafeteria is over there.
326
00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:25,701
But the nurse is over here.
327
00:19:45,826 --> 00:19:48,908
The proverb "consider the nest
mole as a mountain"
328
00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:51,616
means exaggerating small problems.
329
00:19:51,618 --> 00:19:54,199
It's easy to understand this proverb.
330
00:19:54,201 --> 00:19:58,824
A mole's nest is a mound of earth
which houses small mammals.
331
00:19:58,826 --> 00:20:00,949
And they never do
causing loss...
332
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:04,491
except maybe a stubbed finger
if you are pushed by a bully.
333
00:20:04,493 --> 00:20:06,574
- Hey!
- I hate your face!
334
00:20:06,576 --> 00:20:09,866
Mountains, however, are
the mound of earth is very large
335
00:20:09,868 --> 00:20:11,783
and often causes problems.
336
00:20:11,785 --> 00:20:15,491
From frostbite to strife
border, paragliding accident.
337
00:20:15,493 --> 00:20:18,408
That's why when we say
something as a mountain...
338
00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:21,035
meaning it is a problem
which is very big.
339
00:20:23,035 --> 00:20:26,616
When Nero describes the hut
where the Baudelaires lived,
340
00:20:26,618 --> 00:20:29,076
he does not consider the nest
mole as a mountain.
341
00:20:30,285 --> 00:20:32,368
- Even...
- It's small.
342
00:20:33,201 --> 00:20:35,033
Even for the size of a hut.
343
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,699
He considers the mountains
as a molehill.
344
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:40,118
- Crab!
- There are crabs in our hut!
345
00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:48,285
Mold.
346
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,368
There is mold dripping
in our hut.
347
00:20:54,522 --> 00:20:58,269
Happy orphans.
Get a decent education
348
00:20:58,270 --> 00:20:59,400
Misinformation.
349
00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:02,201
There is misinformation about their huts.
350
00:21:08,118 --> 00:21:10,241
- This is ridiculous.
- We can fix it a little.
351
00:21:10,243 --> 00:21:12,328
I don't mean this hut,
but this school.
352
00:21:12,331 --> 00:21:14,741
Orphans should not be
punished for not having parents.
353
00:21:14,743 --> 00:21:16,908
And who has the heart to tie
hands behind your back when eating?
354
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,949
I know, but we have to
think about the big picture.
355
00:21:19,951 --> 00:21:22,283
Our parents are part of something.
Our guardian too.
356
00:21:22,285 --> 00:21:24,533
Maybe that's why
these bad things keep happening.
357
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,175
We won't know
if we get stuck here.
358
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,868
This is school. Let's take a look
what can we learn.
359
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:48,869
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00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,785
Good morning, Class, incl
our newest orphan.
361
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,199
My name is Mr. Remora, and
today, for language arts,
362
00:22:02,201 --> 00:22:06,408
I will continue to tell anecdotes
from my life that I find interesting.
363
00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:09,366
All of you take note,
and there will be a test.
364
00:22:09,368 --> 00:22:11,491
Well, one day, I think it's Tuesday,
365
00:22:11,493 --> 00:22:14,491
I want to eat macaroni
and cheese, so I told myself,
366
00:22:14,493 --> 00:22:18,158
“Today, Tuesday, I think I will
eat macaroni and cheese."
367
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,366
It's important to remember that
that's not elbow macaroni...
368
00:22:20,368 --> 00:22:23,783
or the butterfly type,
or even tubular.
369
00:22:23,785 --> 00:22:25,283
That's right, it's not...
370
00:22:25,285 --> 00:22:29,035
Good morning, kids.
Can I get your attention?
371
00:22:29,743 --> 00:22:32,285
That includes you, Daniel.
372
00:22:33,951 --> 00:22:36,868
I know we exist
New orphan today.
373
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:45,699
It must be difficult for you to measure how much
how sad you are without your parents,
374
00:22:45,701 --> 00:22:46,618
but we'll try.
375
00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:49,449
My name is Mrs. Bass,
376
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:52,074
and we'll continue
our lesson in the metric system
377
00:22:52,076 --> 00:22:53,866
by measuring various objects.
378
00:22:53,868 --> 00:22:55,658
Later we will have a quiz.
379
00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:58,949
The first task is to measure
low calorie mayonnaise jar...
380
00:22:58,951 --> 00:23:00,826
that I found in my garage.
381
00:23:01,576 --> 00:23:02,670
Next letter.
382
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,715
"To the Juilliard School of Music,
383
00:23:06,243 --> 00:23:11,574
I'm confused by the restriction order
your distance on October 13th."
384
00:23:11,576 --> 00:23:13,410
Faster! You type
like a 1 year old child!
385
00:23:15,076 --> 00:23:16,076
Where am I?
386
00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:19,910
"To the Juilliard School of Music,
387
00:23:20,951 --> 00:23:26,635
I was shocked by the restriction order
your distance on October 13th.
388
00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:28,324
What did I do wrong?"
389
00:23:28,326 --> 00:23:30,041
You call that jumping?
390
00:23:30,044 --> 00:23:33,408
I've seen old people
the better one jumps.
391
00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:37,074
Hiding under the bleachers
again, just like when I was young...
392
00:23:37,076 --> 00:23:40,368
spent making plans
and looking for cigarette butts.
393
00:23:41,035 --> 00:23:43,283
Aren't you popular?
I know the feeling.
394
00:23:43,285 --> 00:23:45,574
No. I'm a rebel.
395
00:23:45,577 --> 00:23:47,648
I'm sure people
jealous of your face.
396
00:23:47,651 --> 00:23:49,362
Unless you hit puberty late.
397
00:23:49,365 --> 00:23:51,491
I didn't hit puberty late.
398
00:23:51,493 --> 00:23:53,741
Girls fall down
near me at school,
399
00:23:53,743 --> 00:23:56,324
and not just because I tripped
mereka saat mereka lewat.
400
00:23:56,326 --> 00:24:01,574
Aku penyendiri, orang misterius,
member of the drama club.
401
00:24:02,785 --> 00:24:05,408
This school clearly needs it
my return,
402
00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:09,033
tapi komputer canggih itu mencegah
kita masuk lewat pintu depan.
403
00:24:09,035 --> 00:24:11,158
We need someone on the inside,
404
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:15,741
murid untuk menyelinap, jika
"menyelinap" kata yang kumaksud.
405
00:24:15,743 --> 00:24:19,074
Maksudmu "memasuki sebuah
institusi secara diam-diam"?
406
00:24:19,076 --> 00:24:20,451
What kind of child
will help us?
407
00:24:21,243 --> 00:24:22,699
Hey, Cake Sniffers!
408
00:24:22,701 --> 00:24:26,116
Kalian sama jeleknya dengan benda
yang kutemukan di gigiku baru-baru ini.
409
00:24:26,118 --> 00:24:27,368
Little girl.
410
00:24:28,576 --> 00:24:32,366
Little girl?
My height is 140 cm.
411
00:24:32,368 --> 00:24:34,618
Your brooch is beautiful.
412
00:24:37,326 --> 00:24:40,033
- Make me an offer.
- I like you.
413
00:24:40,035 --> 00:24:43,241
- You're not an orphan, right?
- Do I look like I live in a hut?
414
00:24:45,201 --> 00:24:47,410
Meet me under the bench
after-school audience.
415
00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:56,449
- How was your day?
- Only heard unclear stories.
416
00:24:56,451 --> 00:24:57,866
It's language arts.
417
00:24:57,868 --> 00:25:00,158
I spent the morning writing
size doesn't matter.
418
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,993
That's math.
How's work going, Sunny?
419
00:25:02,908 --> 00:25:04,494
Exhausting.
420
00:25:07,035 --> 00:25:09,324
We're in class all day, though
didn't learn anything.
421
00:25:09,326 --> 00:25:11,699
There must be someone who can
answered all our questions.
422
00:25:11,701 --> 00:25:14,491
- Hello, I'm Larry Your Waiter.
- We know you.
423
00:25:14,494 --> 00:25:17,286
Of course. I work in the canteen.
See my hair net?
424
00:25:17,289 --> 00:25:20,310
We've met.
You're the steward at Lake Lachrymose.
425
00:25:20,313 --> 00:25:22,416
- You're dressed as a clown.
- Give us peppermint.
426
00:25:22,419 --> 00:25:25,658
Peppermint is not part
from the lunch menu,
427
00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:27,324
but I have something
to give to you.
428
00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:29,408
- What about our parents?
- Our guardians?
429
00:25:29,410 --> 00:25:31,491
And our strange situation?
430
00:25:31,493 --> 00:25:34,618
All your questions will be answered
as soon as I gave...
431
00:25:37,951 --> 00:25:41,118
Wait, I'm sure it's in here.
432
00:25:43,368 --> 00:25:44,574
Get out of the way.
433
00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:47,074
I deserve a big portion
because I'm so cute.
434
00:25:47,076 --> 00:25:50,908
- Queue like everyone else.
- Where? Where?
435
00:25:50,910 --> 00:25:53,741
No need. I don't need to
do things I don't want to.
436
00:25:53,743 --> 00:25:55,449
Vice Principal Nero likes me the most,
437
00:25:55,451 --> 00:25:59,699
and there are meat and bean burritos
wrapped in ribbon for me.
438
00:25:59,701 --> 00:26:02,991
This is my lunch
I brought it from home.
439
00:26:02,993 --> 00:26:04,910
- What do you want to give?
- Give it to me.
440
00:26:06,076 --> 00:26:07,866
Explain how cute I am!
441
00:26:07,868 --> 00:26:10,576
- Look at the hair!
- Look at her beautiful face!
442
00:26:11,326 --> 00:26:14,033
- Excuse me. I have to look for something.
- What do you want to give?
443
00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:21,785
Macaroni and cheese...
and boiled sausage.
444
00:26:22,535 --> 00:26:24,035
No, thank you.
445
00:26:35,743 --> 00:26:37,783
I think they're late for class.
446
00:26:37,785 --> 00:26:40,658
Like canteen food
it's not torturous enough.
447
00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:43,199
Baudelaires, there's an empty chair at my table
448
00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:47,908
but unfortunately this is the zone
cake sniffer free.
449
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:50,388
Cake-sniffing orphan
in an orphan's hut!
450
00:26:50,449 --> 00:26:53,008
Cake-sniffing orphan
in an orphan's hut!
451
00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:57,908
Cake-sniffing orphan
in an orphan's hut!
452
00:26:57,910 --> 00:27:00,366
Don't bother them.
You're the cake sniffer.
453
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:03,076
There are no sane people
who wants to eat with you.
454
00:27:04,368 --> 00:27:05,743
Come sit with us.
455
00:27:07,285 --> 00:27:08,741
Ignore Carmelita.
456
00:27:08,743 --> 00:27:11,908
He was so bad, that Mrs. Bass
considering going to prison.
457
00:27:11,910 --> 00:27:13,616
My sister wrote a poem about it.
458
00:27:13,618 --> 00:27:15,851
"I'd better eat a bowl of caterpillars,
459
00:27:15,854 --> 00:27:18,033
rather than spending
an hour with Carmelita Spats."
460
00:27:18,035 --> 00:27:20,271
It's a one-stanza poem.
Ogden Nash wore it.
461
00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:22,625
I know.
I read all his works.
462
00:27:23,222 --> 00:27:25,387
I'm Isadora Quagmire,
and this is my brother Duncan.
463
00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:28,305
I'm Violet Baudelaire,
and this is Klaus and Sunny.
464
00:27:28,308 --> 00:27:29,516
Nice to meet you guys.
465
00:27:32,464 --> 00:27:34,199
Look elsewhere.
466
00:27:34,201 --> 00:27:37,039
We have to warn you
that apples taste like horseradish.
467
00:27:37,042 --> 00:27:39,449
Everything looks bad in this place.
468
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:41,116
Hopefully you can survive
in the orphan's hut.
469
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,766
It's very bad there. Us
lived there until yesterday.
470
00:27:43,769 --> 00:27:45,035
Are you orphans?
471
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:49,241
Our parents died in a fire.
Also our brother, Quigley.
472
00:27:49,243 --> 00:27:50,574
We are triplets.
473
00:27:50,576 --> 00:27:54,743
- We're also concerned.
- Our parents had the same fate.
474
00:27:56,076 --> 00:27:59,951
That is not fair. Just a moment you
safe and happy and...
475
00:28:01,993 --> 00:28:04,951
- at home, and suddenly...
- You're in a hut full of crabs.
476
00:28:05,701 --> 00:28:09,074
We can solve the crab problem.
How do you guys handle it?
477
00:28:09,076 --> 00:28:11,949
We stick the metal in
our shoes to make noise.
478
00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:15,366
It scared them, though
It's tiring having to always tap dance.
479
00:28:15,368 --> 00:28:16,741
Nobody likes tap dancing.
480
00:28:16,743 --> 00:28:18,241
Cake sniffing orphan...
481
00:28:18,243 --> 00:28:19,658
in an orphan's hut!
482
00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:22,535
Cake-sniffing orphan
in an orphan's hut!
483
00:28:24,451 --> 00:28:27,658
He's gotten worse since
Nero gave him the shoes.
484
00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:29,866
I can create something that
less tiring than tap shoes.
485
00:28:29,868 --> 00:28:32,201
But I need materials. Yes
everyone empty their pockets?
486
00:28:52,868 --> 00:28:54,616
Where did you get that from?
487
00:28:54,618 --> 00:28:56,535
From the rubble of our parents' house.
488
00:29:00,326 --> 00:29:02,326
I think we need to talk.
489
00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:08,449
We found it in the ashes.
We never saw it.
490
00:29:08,451 --> 00:29:11,824
It can't be a coincidence. Two
fire, two parts binoculars.
491
00:29:11,826 --> 00:29:13,449
I think it's more than binoculars.
492
00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:16,824
There's a player, like the one
I read about code breakers.
493
00:29:16,826 --> 00:29:19,116
Why do our parents have
tool to crack passwords?
494
00:29:19,118 --> 00:29:21,658
Why do they have the same tools?
495
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:22,908
They must know each other.
496
00:29:22,910 --> 00:29:26,324
Why don't we know each other?
It seems they are keeping this a secret.
497
00:29:26,326 --> 00:29:27,326
Thank you, Sunny.
498
00:29:28,826 --> 00:29:32,158
Maybe they will give
we know but didn't have time.
499
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,324
- Maybe there's a secret reason.
- Because it's dangerous?
500
00:29:35,326 --> 00:29:37,408
Possible. Sure you don't
know about Count Olaf?
501
00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:40,241
I'm certain. But since
we lost a parent,
502
00:29:40,243 --> 00:29:41,949
we saw that thing
inexplicable.
503
00:29:41,951 --> 00:29:44,118
We also.
It's definitely related.
504
00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:54,743
That's a little better.
505
00:29:57,243 --> 00:30:00,324
The crab got scared and
this place is getting a little stylish.
506
00:30:00,326 --> 00:30:01,285
That's much better.
507
00:30:03,451 --> 00:30:07,199
At Aunt Josephine's house, we found
a book that might contain answers.
508
00:30:07,201 --> 00:30:09,616
We lost it during a storm
before we could read it.
509
00:30:09,618 --> 00:30:10,658
Does it look like this?
510
00:30:10,660 --> 00:30:14,116
Our last guardian locked it in
safe after his wife died.
511
00:30:14,118 --> 00:30:16,616
If we look at the same book,
meaning there are more copies.
512
00:30:16,618 --> 00:30:18,991
- How do we look for it?
- Is the library open?
513
00:30:18,993 --> 00:30:20,491
Not long.
514
00:30:20,493 --> 00:30:23,116
Get out of here.
Bury this properly.
515
00:30:23,118 --> 00:30:25,074
You said you like books
Killing a Mockingbird,
516
00:30:25,076 --> 00:30:26,283
so I did it for you.
517
00:30:26,285 --> 00:30:27,490
This is your last chance.
518
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:28,741
Next time, I'll call your mother...
519
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:30,826
and I'll take your shoes.
520
00:30:34,410 --> 00:30:37,699
I smell that person
his parents died in a fire.
521
00:30:40,784 --> 00:30:43,698
Quagmires and Baudelaires.
522
00:30:43,701 --> 00:30:46,449
Nice to see you guys,
and together too.
523
00:30:46,451 --> 00:30:47,526
Are you still open?
524
00:30:47,529 --> 00:30:50,752
Unfortunately I just closed.
10 minutes passed quickly.
525
00:30:50,755 --> 00:30:53,991
- You guys can come back tomorrow.
- We can't wait. Please.
526
00:30:53,993 --> 00:30:55,741
- We tried to find books.
- Important books.
527
00:30:55,743 --> 00:30:56,908
Which may contain the answer...
528
00:30:56,910 --> 00:30:58,823
- all our questions.
- What is the title?
529
00:30:58,826 --> 00:31:00,868
Incomplete History
From a Secret Organization.
530
00:31:01,535 --> 00:31:03,118
Let's see what I can do.
531
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:11,241
We only have a few minutes
before Nero came on patrol.
532
00:31:11,243 --> 00:31:14,158
If he catches you guys, he will
force you to cut his toenails.
533
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,616
- Impossible.
- Possible.
534
00:31:15,618 --> 00:31:16,908
Possible.
535
00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:19,074
Do you know the Dewey decimal number?
536
00:31:19,076 --> 00:31:20,658
We don't even know
who is the author.
537
00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:22,951
That's okay. That's what I'm here for.
538
00:31:24,910 --> 00:31:30,118
Let me see. Incomplete History
From a Secret Organization.
539
00:31:37,117 --> 00:31:39,073
- Excuse me.
- You don't have one.
540
00:31:39,076 --> 00:31:41,533
Due to budget cuts,
infrastructure collapse,
541
00:31:41,535 --> 00:31:43,760
and the priorities of a woke principal...
542
00:31:43,763 --> 00:31:46,866
this place has become
destroyed institutions.
543
00:31:46,868 --> 00:31:50,326
But, I have several books
which you might like.
544
00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:54,118
Incomplete History
From Betrayal?
545
00:31:56,826 --> 00:32:00,243
Incomplete History
From Pretense?
546
00:32:02,368 --> 00:32:04,826
Or, Incomplete History
From History.
547
00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:09,618
That sounds interesting, but...
548
00:32:10,701 --> 00:32:11,826
I know.
549
00:32:12,743 --> 00:32:15,324
In every library,
there is a book...
550
00:32:15,326 --> 00:32:18,783
to answer that question
burning like fire in the mind.
551
00:32:18,785 --> 00:32:20,616
Where did you hear that?
552
00:32:20,618 --> 00:32:22,951
Who knows. I definitely heard it
somewhere. Why?
553
00:32:24,285 --> 00:32:25,826
Our father once said that.
554
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,491
Bad, right? Lost
someone in your life.
555
00:32:30,493 --> 00:32:33,033
Like a question that haunts you,
556
00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:36,533
and you don't know whether
that question can be answered.
557
00:32:36,535 --> 00:32:40,199
We think we can, with the right books.
558
00:32:40,201 --> 00:32:41,076
I understand.
559
00:32:41,951 --> 00:32:44,866
My friend sent
some new books...
560
00:32:44,868 --> 00:32:48,366
after now he abandoned his dissertation
to become a welterweight boxer.
561
00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:51,576
I'll ask him.
Come in a day or two.
562
00:32:53,118 --> 00:32:54,449
Can we have a look?
563
00:32:56,368 --> 00:32:57,658
- Bad.
- Is it bad?
564
00:32:57,660 --> 00:33:00,365
Vice Principal Nero will arrive in...
565
00:33:00,368 --> 00:33:02,283
"Vice Principal Nero will arrive."
566
00:33:02,285 --> 00:33:05,951
Vice Principal Nero has arrived, and...
This library should close!
567
00:33:06,701 --> 00:33:10,560
It's closed and empty.
You must have had a bad dream.
568
00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:14,783
- It only worked once.
- Unlucky.
569
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:17,324
Go out into the field
athletics in 10 minutes.
570
00:33:17,326 --> 00:33:18,491
Attendance is mandatory.
571
00:33:18,493 --> 00:33:20,417
Required means
He says whoever doesn't come
572
00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:23,090
have to buy me candy and
watch me eat it."
573
00:33:23,093 --> 00:33:25,627
- Impossible.
- Possible.
574
00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:27,339
Possible.
575
00:33:28,743 --> 00:33:30,449
This is a happy day for me,
576
00:33:30,451 --> 00:33:32,991
so you're orphans and
both twins should be happy.
577
00:33:32,993 --> 00:33:34,824
Quagmires triplets.
578
00:33:34,826 --> 00:33:37,741
"Twins" is the term for
triplets when one of them catches fire.
579
00:33:37,743 --> 00:33:41,533
If you'll excuse me, I have to take it
My violin for an apple of encouragement.
580
00:33:41,535 --> 00:33:43,866
Welcome to
Prufrock School, Baudelaires.
581
00:33:43,868 --> 00:33:47,241
In a ruled world
corruption and arrogance,
582
00:33:47,243 --> 00:33:52,158
it will be hard to stay loyal to
principles of philosophy and literature ourselves.
583
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,324
We completely agree.
584
00:33:53,326 --> 00:33:56,074
All good people agree.
585
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:57,533
I want to find that book.
586
00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,366
We still can.
We'll make a plan.
587
00:33:59,368 --> 00:34:01,491
I don't know what's worse,
the word "encouragement" or "apple."
588
00:34:01,493 --> 00:34:04,116
- Usually up to hours.
- We'll smuggle fruit.
589
00:34:04,118 --> 00:34:06,699
- We'll bring it for you too.
- Thank You.
590
00:34:06,701 --> 00:34:09,283
Does not matter. Our broom cupboard
close to the fruit bowl.
591
00:34:09,285 --> 00:34:12,991
I don't mean the fruit. But because
has made us feel like we are at home.
592
00:34:12,993 --> 00:34:15,241
We haven't felt it in a long time
it feels like home.
593
00:34:15,243 --> 00:34:16,866
I'm sure you already know.
594
00:34:16,868 --> 00:34:19,118
- What?
- Use it as a friend.
595
00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:22,029
See you.
596
00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:29,824
Remember what you learned in
the school broke the lock.
597
00:34:29,826 --> 00:34:34,158
You have to infiltrate, get the book
give it to the Baudelaires, stop working,
598
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,574
then you don't have to come back
to this school again.
599
00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:38,949
- Unless there's a reunion.
- You're trespassing.
600
00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:41,866
No, not true. I mean,
It's okay, I'm an adult.
601
00:34:41,868 --> 00:34:44,074
- I'll tell Nero.
- You don't need to do that.
602
00:34:44,076 --> 00:34:47,574
I just need to scream and...
he will fire you here.
603
00:34:47,576 --> 00:34:49,824
Unless you give me something.
604
00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:52,505
I've given you
half my burrito.
605
00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:56,199
Fine!
606
00:34:56,201 --> 00:34:59,033
Say what you want,
what you really want.
607
00:34:59,035 --> 00:35:01,160
Oh, I'll tell you
what do I want,
608
00:35:01,951 --> 00:35:06,118
which I really want.
609
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,660
Hello, hello, hello.
610
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:23,701
What do orphans do
helpless in a place like this?
611
00:35:24,326 --> 00:35:27,283
- Who are you?
- Don't tell me this handsome face
612
00:35:27,285 --> 00:35:30,283
not haunt any
your waking and sleeping times.
613
00:35:30,285 --> 00:35:32,283
You won't be able to get rid of me.
614
00:35:32,285 --> 00:35:34,033
You will never be safe.
615
00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:39,866
There's a lot to learn,
and I'm here to educate you.
616
00:35:39,868 --> 00:35:42,658
You three should...
Wait.
617
00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:45,908
You two should... Wait.
Where is the baby?
618
00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:46,868
One, two...
619
00:35:49,243 --> 00:35:51,116
You're not the Baudelaires.
Who are you guys?
620
00:35:51,118 --> 00:35:52,660
Who are you, you criminal?
621
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,660
Criminal?
622
00:35:56,368 --> 00:35:59,991
Oh, I know who you are now.
623
00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:03,616
- You look like your mother, Quigley.
- Duncan.
624
00:36:03,618 --> 00:36:08,033
“You criminals won't
touch this hangar door again."
625
00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:09,616
Tiring woman.
626
00:36:09,618 --> 00:36:13,324
Always read Italian poetry
and activates the trap door.
627
00:36:13,326 --> 00:36:16,949
- How do you know our mother?
- Oh, I know everything.
628
00:36:16,951 --> 00:36:20,074
I know the amount of hair on
each of your heads,
629
00:36:20,076 --> 00:36:22,616
number of sapphires in
your secret safe.
630
00:36:22,618 --> 00:36:25,949
Number of tombstones in
your family land.
631
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:30,449
It seems a trip to Prufrock's
will double my profits.
632
00:36:30,451 --> 00:36:33,074
And no one
can stop me.
633
00:36:33,076 --> 00:36:36,033
Give me back my burrito, you criminal.
634
00:36:36,035 --> 00:36:38,743
Larry? What...
635
00:36:45,951 --> 00:36:48,699
- One eyebrow.
- There must be a tattoo on his leg too.
636
00:36:48,701 --> 00:36:51,372
We must warn the Baudelaires
before anything bad happens,
637
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,116
and I don't mean apples of encouragement.
638
00:36:57,576 --> 00:37:00,408
Let's go. I'm talking to
you cheerleaders.
639
00:37:00,410 --> 00:37:01,993
Put on your costume, Mascot!
640
00:37:02,618 --> 00:37:05,324
Get ready, health instructor.
641
00:37:05,326 --> 00:37:09,660
I prefer the term
Intradisciplinary gender researchers.
642
00:37:15,076 --> 00:37:18,324
- Why don't you want to go?
- I'm still hungry.
643
00:37:18,326 --> 00:37:21,574
I gave him my burrito.
I think we have an agreement.
644
00:37:21,576 --> 00:37:23,201
I'm hungry for revenge.
645
00:37:23,993 --> 00:37:27,074
- What?
- You tortured me long enough.
646
00:37:27,076 --> 00:37:28,908
The canteen menu is selected by the school.
647
00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:31,408
Happy many years
you ruined my plans,
648
00:37:31,410 --> 00:37:35,324
using morals and literature
to mess up my life.
649
00:37:35,326 --> 00:37:39,699
This is finally your last day.
650
00:37:39,701 --> 00:37:41,743
I do not understand what you mean.
651
00:37:43,035 --> 00:37:45,991
- How is my acting?
- That last sentence is mine.
652
00:37:45,993 --> 00:37:48,741
- I'm cute when I say it.
- But theater is about context.
653
00:37:48,743 --> 00:37:52,949
- Let's start from the limit.
- "Limit"? Start from the top.
654
00:37:52,951 --> 00:37:55,491
Forget it.
Adults are talking.
655
00:37:55,493 --> 00:37:56,910
OK, OK.
656
00:37:58,993 --> 00:38:00,908
Children, right?
657
00:38:00,910 --> 00:38:03,076
No. You're wrong about everything.
658
00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:06,699
Attitude to defend the truth
as usual.
659
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,283
The only thing that's changed is your hair.
660
00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:11,783
It's a hair net, according to the rules
from the Ministry of Education.
661
00:38:11,785 --> 00:38:14,366
In our organization, that is
is called a successful intrusion.
662
00:38:14,368 --> 00:38:17,491
I learned the meaning of the word,
but then I forgot.
663
00:38:17,493 --> 00:38:21,491
All you need to remember is
we are one step ahead of you.
664
00:38:21,493 --> 00:38:24,493
Arrogant words from
lasagna pan scrubber.
665
00:38:27,826 --> 00:38:29,658
Cannelloni.
666
00:38:29,660 --> 00:38:32,283
You wouldn't dare.
This can only be dry cleaned.
667
00:38:32,285 --> 00:38:33,408
You're lucky,
668
00:38:33,410 --> 00:38:36,410
because we will
take you to the cleaners.
669
00:38:38,410 --> 00:38:40,533
I don't know how
you can come in here.
670
00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:41,908
There's a little girl who...
open the back door.
671
00:38:41,910 --> 00:38:44,908
- But we'll get you out.
- What do you mean "we?"
672
00:38:44,910 --> 00:38:48,158
Double first person pronouns.
I don't work alone.
673
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,616
Oh, my gosh, you have friends.
You have allies.
674
00:38:51,618 --> 00:38:53,685
Why didn't I think of that?
675
00:38:53,688 --> 00:38:56,741
- En garde!
- That's French "Got you!"
676
00:38:56,743 --> 00:38:58,872
Do you think you can win?
677
00:38:58,875 --> 00:39:02,660
What we can be certain of is.
678
00:39:03,868 --> 00:39:05,991
And do you know why?
679
00:39:05,993 --> 00:39:08,616
You probably have
intelligence and expertise.
680
00:39:08,618 --> 00:39:12,866
You might have a code
and a secret library.
681
00:39:12,868 --> 00:39:17,741
You may be wise and persistent
and remember various poems.
682
00:39:17,743 --> 00:39:20,910
- But you know what I've got?
- What?
683
00:39:23,618 --> 00:39:25,285
- My sentence.
- Jeweled...
684
00:39:26,368 --> 00:39:28,658
Jeweled brooch!
685
00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:29,535
What?
686
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,699
Yes, bro... Wait, what? That...
687
00:39:33,701 --> 00:39:39,033
Plan! I have a plan!
You're not a great spy, Barry.
688
00:39:39,035 --> 00:39:40,576
Larry Your Waiter.
689
00:39:41,326 --> 00:39:44,741
You know what they say about
food service industry.
690
00:39:44,743 --> 00:39:47,783
It's a very cold business.
691
00:39:54,243 --> 00:39:57,451
Now we have to call.
692
00:40:00,326 --> 00:40:02,116
- Pruf...
- Rock! (great)
693
00:40:02,118 --> 00:40:07,324
Prufrock! Prufrock! Prufrock! Prufrock!
694
00:40:07,326 --> 00:40:09,491
- Baudelaires!
- We think you're in danger.
695
00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:10,408
What is it?
696
00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:13,283
The Baudelaires are not in danger.
697
00:40:13,285 --> 00:40:15,741
In fact, my wife just...
come to the office...
698
00:40:15,743 --> 00:40:18,616
bring the latest newspaper
Daily Punctilio today,
699
00:40:18,618 --> 00:40:21,408
and wait until you
see the breaking news.
700
00:40:23,368 --> 00:40:25,961
- Hello?
- This is Larry your waiter.
701
00:40:28,118 --> 00:40:30,408
You sound cold.
Are you on the mountain?
702
00:40:30,410 --> 00:40:32,616
We can't go there yet
until the end of the season.
703
00:40:32,618 --> 00:40:35,951
- Have you delivered the book?
- I'm having trouble.
704
00:40:36,618 --> 00:40:37,938
Yes.
705
00:40:37,941 --> 00:40:40,283
Yes. They even
took my hair net.
706
00:40:40,285 --> 00:40:42,533
They won't stop.
You must be cold.
707
00:40:42,535 --> 00:40:45,366
Try jumping, or dictating
Jack London story.
708
00:40:45,368 --> 00:40:48,449
Oh, that's a great idea.
Can you please send...
709
00:40:48,451 --> 00:40:50,785
Yes, of course.
I'll call a taxi.
710
00:41:02,993 --> 00:41:05,366
- Poe, you there? Focus.
- Oh, what?
711
00:41:05,368 --> 00:41:08,491
No. Sorry, Mr. Tamerlane.
That's just my receptionist.
712
00:41:08,493 --> 00:41:11,012
You know how assistants act.
713
00:41:11,015 --> 00:41:14,013
Sometimes, his phone rings
and they went under the table,
714
00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:16,951
seems to take
the pen he dropped.
715
00:41:18,201 --> 00:41:21,199
- Again.
- Snicket? There's work to do, hurry up.
716
00:41:21,201 --> 00:41:24,324
Good. Of course. Don't assume
molehill as a mountain.
717
00:41:24,326 --> 00:41:25,993
- World...
- It's quiet here.
718
00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:28,241
The world is quiet here.
719
00:41:28,243 --> 00:41:32,783
This may sound strange,
like the secret organization's motto,
720
00:41:32,785 --> 00:41:35,783
or something your brother said
when he arrived by taxi...
721
00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:38,743
to sneak you across the border
high on the mountain.
722
00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:43,533
When the world is noisy,
the world will feel like it is collapsing.
723
00:41:46,118 --> 00:41:47,366
What do you see?
724
00:41:47,368 --> 00:41:49,533
- We think we see Count Olaf!
- What?
725
00:41:49,535 --> 00:41:51,574
It's also difficult to carry on a conversation.
726
00:41:51,576 --> 00:41:54,324
- We think Count Olaf is here!
- What?
727
00:41:54,326 --> 00:41:58,493
Thank You. Welcome
at the obligatory cheering roll call.
728
00:41:59,326 --> 00:42:02,783
I don't know which one I like better,
the word "encouragement" or "apple."
729
00:42:02,785 --> 00:42:05,324
- I like "encouragement."
- I like "apple."
730
00:42:05,326 --> 00:42:07,533
Maybe we just ask our mascot!
What do you think?
731
00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:12,283
- What mascot is that?
- Dead horse!
732
00:42:12,285 --> 00:42:14,074
Sounds like you said...
733
00:42:14,076 --> 00:42:16,491
Dead horse.
But that's not important.
734
00:42:16,493 --> 00:42:18,949
- Who can't lose?
- Dead horse!
735
00:42:19,016 --> 00:42:21,574
- Who can't lose?
- Dead horse!
736
00:42:27,951 --> 00:42:28,991
You have to listen.
737
00:42:28,993 --> 00:42:30,366
- My brother and I...
- Shh!
738
00:42:30,368 --> 00:42:32,283
I know the situation is lackluster
739
00:42:32,285 --> 00:42:36,158
since athletes, cheerleaders
and our gym teacher disappeared...
740
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,783
on the way home
from away games.
741
00:42:37,785 --> 00:42:41,033
But Prufrock High School
has a motto.
742
00:42:41,035 --> 00:42:43,660
Namely Memento Mori.
743
00:42:44,493 --> 00:42:46,283
That's a Greek saying...
744
00:42:46,285 --> 00:42:47,324
Latin.
745
00:42:47,326 --> 00:42:51,074
Which means, "Remember, you will die."
746
00:42:51,076 --> 00:42:54,815
And soon, the sun will set,
fiery ball of life,
747
00:42:55,535 --> 00:42:58,326
leave me alone!
748
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:00,868
Alone!
749
00:43:02,368 --> 00:43:03,743
Alone!
750
00:43:11,910 --> 00:43:15,616
Until, of course, you meet
someone who understands...
751
00:43:15,618 --> 00:43:18,743
and support you with friendship,
friendship, and bribes.
752
00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:22,035
Our sports teacher is irreplaceable,
753
00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:26,451
but I have found someone
who can replace it.
754
00:43:29,701 --> 00:43:31,826
And now, let's welcome him,
755
00:43:32,660 --> 00:43:37,158
man without resume,
without a letter of recommendation,
756
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,908
no debt history,
but understand good music,
757
00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:46,324
who I was hired as
our newest faculty member!
758
00:43:46,326 --> 00:43:48,410
No, not you. No.
759
00:43:50,341 --> 00:43:55,883
Your new gym teacher,
Coach Genghis!
760
00:43:57,993 --> 00:43:59,326
Count Olaf.
761
00:44:02,715 --> 00:44:09,490
So much to learn,
and I'm here to educate you.
762
00:44:11,310 --> 00:44:16,310
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763
00:44:18,311 --> 00:44:22,311
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